He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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