I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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