Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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