is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
