singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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