is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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