Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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