i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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