He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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