I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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