these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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