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...so i touched it.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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