If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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