ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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