Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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