i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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