I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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