Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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