So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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