That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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