Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
