I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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