MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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