That's intense
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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