didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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