Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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