I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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