i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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