I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I touched a dick in church today
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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