We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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