thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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