Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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