hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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