So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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