my mouth tastes like poor choices
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My bed smells like the plague
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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