i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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