When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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