Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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