Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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