so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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