Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize