If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize