Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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