I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
