if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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