He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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