Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
honey bunches of taint.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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