tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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