No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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