Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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