I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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