i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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