it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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