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• (214): View more from Texas

  Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!

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• (845): View more from New York

  even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Its gonna be a symphony of fucks

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful

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  breakfast of champions

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  breakfast of stoners

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land

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• (562): View more from California

  You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.

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  Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The Easter dress struggle is real

  (206): View more from Washington

  Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?

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