I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.