Well apparently he's into motor boating.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"