I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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